So, my acne has gotten pretty bad here. A few days ago we went to the doctor. She's got me on some pills and a cream now that prohibit me from consuming the following items:
Fatty Cheeses
Butter
Garlic
Cake
Condiments (in excess)
Chizitos (no idea what they are)
Embutidos (again... don't know... host brother says ham is included)
Tuna
Sausage
Visceras (no idea)
Fish
Pork
Seafood in general
All alcoholic beverages
This is what went through my head as I heard this:
Me: QUECOSAESTOESUNAMIEEEEERDALAGRANPUTAMAAAADRECARAJOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I um, don't have time to translate....
2 comments:
JAJAJA
ensalada para ti! solo de legumbres por supuesto! y sin salsa! quiza si seas bueno un poquito de pollo...tienes que matener la linea.
quiza te mira la doctora y piensa...un americano necio.me gusta los americanos rubios pero tiene que quitar la tripa!
JAJAJA
!OJALA QUE GOZES TU REGIMEN!
con carino
tu hermana
fuck you
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